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I can't fall asleep so here's some shit from my room and other unrelated doodles...
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Stolen from ghcul

1. This meme may be personal. You ready for it?
  K.

2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
  Same (texted mom)

3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
  Not really. 

4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
  Wow I have no idea. I only text.

5. What are you excited for?
  Goblins vs Gnomes

6. What were you doing yesterday?
  I don't remember exactly...

7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
  Probably my dog.

8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
  Pancakes.

9. Have a best friend? 
  Yep.

10. Are you scared to fall in love? 
  Idk I've never even been in love.

11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
  Why not whatevs.

12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face? 
  I don't feel like writing a bible.

13. What time is it right this second?
  15.32pm.

14. What do you want right now? 
  Money.

15. Who was the last person you took a picture with? 
  A friend from class.

16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused? 
  I wanna play Far Cry 4.

17. When was the last time you cried? 
  I don't remember.

18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 
  Kinda?

19. Do you find it hard to trust others? 
  Yes.

20. How fast does your mind change? 
  Depends.

21. I bet you miss somebody right now. 
  A certain salarian scientist

22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now? 
  Yeah, I guess.

23. Why do you think so many people cheat? 
  Cause they're people??

24. Tell me what's on your mind? 
  I wanna go to bed.

25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months? 
  Holidays/no school.

26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing? 
  Yes.

27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend? 
  Monday?

28. When is your next road trip?
  I'm not sure yet.

29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to? 
  Yes. 

30. How's your heart? 
  w

31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important? 
  Who hasn't tho??

32. Do you think somebody's in love with you? 
  Hahahaha yeah right ME

33. What are you planning on doing after this? 
  Attempt to draw.

34. Next time you will kiss someone? 
  Not soon, I hope.
 
35. Have you told anybody you loved them today? 
  My dog.

36. Who do you not get along with? 
  Idk. A bunch. 

37. What does your 3rd recent text say? 
  Ako ti baš sada treba mogu ti poslikati stranice

38. What are you wearing right now? 
  PJs.

39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it? 
  My cat. Nice.

40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
  How am I supposed to remember all this shit??

41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now? 
  Ivona Ivona

42. How did you feel when you woke up?
  NNNnnnngggggg

43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now? 
  No, I don't have anything to talk about.

44. Do you crack your knuckles? 
  Yes, too much. 

45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight? 
  Talking to my cat.

46. What are your LEGAL initials? 
  ????

47. Who's the first B in your contacts? 
  I don't have anyone under B

48. When was the last time you laughed really hard? 
  I.CAN'T.REMEMBER.

49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them? 
  No.

50. Explain your last awkward moment?
  Everything I do?

51. Are you afraid of the dark? 
  Kinda...

52. Do you have good vision? 
  No.

53. Have you ever tripped someone? 
  Yes.

54. Have you ever slapped someone? 
  Mhm.

55. Are you Irish? 
  What no.

56. Do you use chap stick? 
  Sometimes.

57. Do you have any scars? 
  Yup.

58. Is there someone you will never forgive? 
  Yup.

59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with? 
  Thank god no.

60. Name the last person to text you. 
  Birthgiver.

61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you? 
  I don't want to get married ever but why not??

62. Can you go in public looking like you do? 
  Fuck no.

63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a J? 
  No.

64. What side of the bed do you sleep on? 
  Whichever is closest to the wall. 

65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
  I'll never get married.

66. Do you fall for people easily? 
  No.

67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
  Ye.

68. Do you miss the way things used to be? 
  NO!

69. Song you're thinking of right now? 
  Me!Me!Me!  

70. Want someone back in your life? 
  No.

71. Will tomorrow be better than today? 
  Who knows.

72. What's your favorite color? 
  Purple.

73. Who was the first friend that you had? 
  My brother.

74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you? 
  Depends.

75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
  What relationship status?

76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced? 
  Neither?

77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
  I think it's impossible. 

Wow I'm really boring
 Since I've been inactive, I decided to upload a bunch of my old works and some recent ones that will never be finished. This is also a good opportunity to show my school work from last year... I'll try and sort them from oldest to newest.

01 by Phallerate 02 by Phallerate 03 by Phallerate 04 by Phallerate

05 by Phallerate 06 by Phallerate 07 by Phallerate 08 by Phallerate 09 by Phallerate 10 by Phallerate

11 by Phallerate 12 by Phallerate 13 by Phallerate 14 by Phallerate

14 by Phallerate 15 by Phallerate 17 by Phallerate 16 by Phallerate
I wasn't really known for finishing my drawings.

And here are some older speedpaints that I did in my spare time. 
New-Canvasasas by Phallerate 002 by Phallerate  2 (2) by Phallerate 001 by Phallerate
The last one is newer but I kinda don't like where it's going...
And I lost in the quarter finals. Wasn't really a fair match but meh... Nothing I can do about it now.
At least I know that I probably have the greatest shaman deck... Ever.

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honpache Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2014  Student Filmographer
; A ; thanks for the fav, your art is awesome <3 
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Phallerate Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014  Student General Artist
You're welcome and thank you ^^
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laenia Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
aaaaa your art is super gorgeous ;o;
thanks so much for watching me!! 
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Phallerate Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014  Student General Artist
So is yours! You're welcome!!
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EvilDoctorAlvesco Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
u suk. die fegt... also suk my dik :)
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Phallerate Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Student General Artist
nice
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Dagneo Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014
eeeee thank you for the watchhh :iconuhuhuhuplz:
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Phallerate Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Student General Artist
You're welcome ^^
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IceLaws Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I HAVENT TALKED TO U IN A WHILE IM SORRY
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also vilt-e luneu Sukisshui look at this person amazing art ok ty 
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luneu Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014
Phallerate your art is just wow <3 
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